I'm just gonna say it: I think Americans have a CIVIC DUTY to stop another tragedy like the one that happened in 2006. We need to band together, stand up, and say "We WON'T let it happen again."
Wait, which tragedy? The war between Israel and Hezbollah, right?
No, silly. I mean the time that Laura Bush and three other women wore the same dress to the Kennedy Center Honors. Tragic.
But thank God, America is a country in which crisis breeds innovation. The New York Times recently reported on a new website, Dressregistry.com. The website allows women to register their dresses to the various inaugural balls so no one will be wearing the same thing. Thank goodness.
With genius like this out there, world peace can't be far behind.
